You know those big white wrapped bales of hay? Bruce and I were squeezed in between two of them for the Canada-Romania game in the Rugby World Cup.
I’d say that the two pseudo sumos on either side of us were the two largest people n the Leicester Stadium except that there had to be two like them on the other side to keep the stadium from tipping over
I’ve been more comfortable as a hooker at the bottom of a collapsed scrum.
And the guy behind me has obviously been deprived of human contact and was trying to make up for it by pressing his knee into my back. At least I hope it was his knee.
One more thing: The Romanians are the slowest team to ever walk a pitch, which is what they do to every lineout as their trainers run out with water bottles.
I’m hoping Canada annihilates them in the second half. The Canucks are ahead 8-0 at half.
Sorry, there should be no cheering in the press box. Wait. I’m not in my comfortable press seat with a table for my laptop.
I’m so spoiled.
But I’m taking sides and also hoping Mr. Blimpy can’t waddle back up to his seat.